I gape open mouthed staring at the screen eating almond butter by the pound as they tell half these girls that they are just way to jiggly for the uniform because you apparently don't pick the uniform - it picks you - and sadly it just isn't going to work out for them. And I quote - there is apparently a big boned club!! Those shorts are 4.25 INCHES. INCHES y'all!!!! from waistline to cover their bum - um that's like my inseam length on half my shorts. And comparing trying on the uniform to trying on your wedding dress... in the words of Rachel Zoe - this show is bananas. I die. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going here -
to eat an undisclosed amount of these -
Just a side note FYI - I ran another workout PR yesterday - a 5k in 31:20!!! Goal: before 1/1/12 I will run a sub-30 min 5k workout! Even if I have to run to the nearest bush or garbage can or wherever to puke my brains out... too much? Sorry.